I'm really glad to find out that I am not the only person to have mistakenly thought that the Spin Doctor's song "Two Princes" had dirty lyrics the first time I heard it.
Go here and use the "find" function for the phrase "father will condone you." Then see what people thought the lyrics were. When I first heard the song (back in '94 or '95, I think), that's what I thought the lyrics were too.
That is all.